January 2012
December 2011
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closest thing im getting to a new years kiss is my lips being on the glass of my 13th shot
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Ate too many noodles. Gonna explode.
Asian problems, y’know?
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someone walks into me in the hallway at school
me: sorry
them:
me: fucking slut
“I just do art because I’m ugly and there’s nothing else for me to do.”
– Andy Warhol
if it wasn’t for urban dictionary, i wouldn’t know half of what you guys are talking about
how to find which suspect is really the criminal on a tv show
make sure they appear after the 35 minute mark
make sure they are not black because black people cannot be portrayed as anything but friendly and soulful on television anymore because that would be racist
walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
